you are made of stars

I'm Katie (:

I love to sing-a

about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a

rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

(via tyleroakley)

fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

fishingboatproceeds:

kenyatta:

Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.

With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)

(Source: zoearcher)

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

(via feelknower1993)

(Source: lameborghini, via tyleroakley)

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(Source: thetowndrugdealer, via tayvross)

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

(via tayvross)

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

(via tayvross)

(Source: fireball-mudflap, via tayvross)

(Source: smallfucks, via tayvross)

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

(via tayvross)

(Source: heyyyybrother, via tayvross)

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass, via tayvross)

bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST

bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST

(Source: eatmyselffit, via tayvross)

5000candlesinthewind:

I grab the sheets and I get them home. And I’m psyched to put them on my bed, right? I feel them and - they feel a little rough to the touch. I get a little suspicious. I do a little Google-ing. I find an investigative report in Southern Living Magazine where they investigated thread count claims … And they had a little chart, and it said:

(via stand-up-comic-gifs)