you are made of stars

I'm Katie (:

I love to sing-a

about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a

tinycreatures said: I'm about to watch Birdemic for the first time. Do you have any suggestions for a drinking game to go along with it?

adamusprime:

drink every time

Why do police have quotas? If a doctor went around intentionally sneezing on people to get more patients, that would be seen as a travesty to their profession. But police, can sit around and wait for someone to turn on a red light or commit other mundane ‘offenses’ because they have quotas to meet. Quotas are all the proof we need that policing is not a public service vocation; it’s a business and a subsidiary of Wall Street.

Enrique Molina (via withoutadjectives)

While I was sleeping, this went viral.

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this answer on yahoo from a retired officer will add on some further insight to this

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kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

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inspirational

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

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chronic-cat-lady:

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

coeurandrogyne

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

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tateyarna-ayano:

finDING GOOD QUALITY STUFF FOR SUPER CHEA P

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dajo42:

"this tastes like shit" "haha how do you know what that ta-"

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lol-post:

A Canadian trying to fit in.

lol-post:

A Canadian trying to fit in.

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