May 2013
1 tag
Watchablogorsomething:
I was so unprepared for that omg
captain-galaga:
DIY update
I burned both my thumbs
captain-galaga:
shavingryansprivates:
there is nothing wrong with asking for help
ayo look if anyone ever makes u feel bad for asking for help u just turn around and walk away
my greatest successes have been because I asked other people to help me
Yeah in architecture studio if someone has something they can’t figure out you literally just walk around going “can you look at...
iheartfrenchi:
petition for you to not
cofeecigarettes:
cj-twig:
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
gaybabyjail:
don’t limit yourself to panicking at the disco. panic everywhere. follow your wildest most anxious dreams
gabilliamqueen:
gabilliamqueen:
IM SO PUMPED I FEEL LIKE I COULD DO A FUCKIN BACKFLIP
I CANNOT DO A BACKFLIP
captain-galaga:
every so often I think about that time animal planet did that fake documentary about the mermaids and how my sister texted me and was so excited because she thought it was real and that mermaids were real
she’s like
26 years old
SHE HAS A CHILD
zeldabuddy:
travelingmadness:
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
youngstero:
here’s a math problem
if a store was having a buy 1 get 1 free sale and you bought 9 things, how many free things would you get?
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officialdogblog:
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
twerkings:
im too lazy to pick things up when i drop them like pencils, hopes, dreams
fortheloveofneps:
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Again
talaem:
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
gameboycoloured:
every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
hungarian:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
laughinggaschamber:
Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
when someone hums quietly.
when my hair gets played with.
when someone whispers a story to me.
when someone traces my skin.
chloroform.
cuddlefeyrac:
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
barricadeponine:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
2 tags
stuartsometimes:
I’m not a morning person
I’m not even an afternoon person
I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
I get to be in studio at 6am (: I didn’t leave until midnight (: ha (:
