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thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
What an awful thing to do
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dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
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his gardener who will fuck you up
#sam may be like 3 feet tall but he has bigger balls than you do faramir #struttin into mordor like it’s nothin#ready to clobber aragorn with a goddamn candlestand
#no that was merry. sam was going to use his bare fucking hands
(Source: samwiseg, via captain-galaga)
I feel like Amanda Bynes and Justin Bieber are competing to see who can have the funniest downward spiral
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i wish pizza fell from the sky with a little parachute and landed in my hands whenever i wanted a pizza
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really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
(Source: whatsyournewurl, via lottiepots)
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our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
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just want the (arrested) d
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